-jam- turn me upside down

A friend once told me a story… I hope you’ll allow me to share it with you…

There lived a young girl, named Lana, who went about life like any other girl her age. She’d go to school and return straight home on a daily basis, and on her way home she’d have to pass through a playground.

One day, she got scolded pretty badly by her teacher and subconsciously, she cried all the way home. While walking through the park, she was met by a young boy slightly older than her. Feeling concerned, he went over and asked her if she was alright. All he got in reply was silence.

He took her to the slide and lay himself upside down… (imagine someone going down the slide head first.)

Then he told her this.

‘You know, my dad used to say that if you lay upside down your tears wun be able to come out. That way, you wun cry! Why don’t you give it a shot?’

Lana looked at him and smiled. From that day on, whenever she felt like crying, she’d turn her head upside down to prevent the tears from flowing…

**I’m not that good with story telling as you can see… but you get the main idea…**

I’ve been turning my head upside down for days now… but the tears just keep flowing whenever I think of you…
Why doesnt this work for me?